Imagine this scenario: You’ve reached the end of your life and see that welcoming bright light at the end of the tunnel. As you emerge, you behold Paradise in all its glory spread out before you. But as you start to enter, you’re stopped by some uniformed official demanding to see your Paradise Passport. Would that stink, or what? And that’s why we made the Paradise Passport — It’s an attractive and realistic passport that’s guaranteed to grant easy access to Paradise. Just flash this baby and you’ll have total access to everything Paradise has to offer — rolling hills, fields of flowers, babbling brooks, etc. (Now that we think about it, Paradise sounds sort of dull. But, thankfully, the Paradise Passport is also useful for getting the hell out of there. And it also makes a lovely notebook for the earthly realm.)